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  • Reported To: FHC
  • Reported At: Fastheld
  • Reported When: Sun Dec 18 12:23:57 2005

FASTHELD - Raistath Fields, a renowned dairy farmer around East Leg, died after he was kicked in the head by an enraged cow. It was early in the morning, and relatives said he hadn't had much sleep the night before. As was his habit, he went out to the barn, flipped a bucket so he could sit on it, and then slid forward so he could reach the cow's udders. However, he had apparently forgotten that, due to the cold, he had allowed his one prize bull, Thunderhoof, into the barn - and *that* was the cow he tried to milk.

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