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  • Reported To: FHC
  • Reported At: Fastheld
  • Reported When: Thu Nov 17 15:18:11 2005

FASTHELD - A musician known as Miss Lorelei was killed by a carriage departing Lightholder Crossroads for the River District. She was apparently trying to flag down the horse-drawn carriage in the dark, in the fog, while showing a bit of leg and jumping up and down to give full advantage of the view of her near-escaping bosom. However, the carriage driver apparently became so entranced by the sight of her heaving chest that he failed to draw back on the reins in time.

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