Sarenity
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| Sarenity | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Species or race | Lawyer |
| Gender (if any) | Female |
| Height | Short Lawyers are hot |
| Weight | Whippet (whippet good! No? Damn) thin |
| Hair color (or apical end color) | Huh, what? I was too busy looking at your ass to notice your hair baby |
| Eye color | Mmm, that's a fine ass... |
| "Biological birth year" | Lawyers aren't born |
| Born (year.month.day) | They aren't made either Some horrible person named Marcuccilli created her in a vat but don't tell her that |
| Died | N/A N/A |
| Residence | I'm not making her up, I swear! |
| Employer | Everyone |
| Character name | Sarenity |
Genetically engineered to be the perfect Lawyer, the process is so pristine that the woman actually believes she's really a Sivadian. Appropriately so, as everyone knows the only good Lawyer is a Sivadian, the slimy, posturing, snoot-bags of the universe. It was perfect!
Documents were falsified, birth records created and soon the illusion was complete. Little does she know, the Sivadian Government purchased her in order to help keep themselves feeling like they were the top dogs of the Universe.
Pompus bastards.
